Closetblonde's Big Europe Adventures

Twinkle twinkle little star,
Let's ride that spaceship, ride it far;
Up above the world so high
Let's grab a ride on that London Eye.

Word of caution, that ride is crap,
I'm unPC so I won't take that back.

I'll pay a visit to the Eiffel Tower,
I'll be there early so I won't wait for hours.

I'm gonna miss out on my old work's quiz night,

At the exact same moment I'll be in the Louvre checking out the sights.

We're all booked to see a fashion show,
I've got my Jimmy Choo's all ready to go.

We're bond to see too many castles in one day,

But I'm going to Turkey (in October) so that's okay...

Calling for all charitable donations to support my life as a world traveller..... This is such a worthy cause, so how could anybody say no :p

My Brother-in-Law is a Biscuit

Grey ham comes in assorted flavours including peanut butter.

The Rhetorical Question for the Week

Will people (literally) try to pick me up, take me home and put me on their shelf if I go out in public wearing this....?

Would they try to feed me a saucer of milk and Whiskers...?

(By the way, any 'din din' should only consist of soy milk (Vitasoy or Sanitarium) and Dine please :p)