Because I don't have Children

I can justify buying these.

Happy belated birthday to me.

Thought of the Day

To Channel 7, 9 and 10: Shane Warne and Elizabeth Hurley's supposed dirty weekend and controversy over footballers going to schools for talks is not news.
No wonder people are becoming more stupid.

The Day I Became Victorian

The day I became Victorian, the sky rained itself away,
She said, "I feel like crap, I feel so fat, I'm feeling sad today."
The streets became flowing rivers
Bicycles should have converted into boats,
People scurried along with newspaper hats,
& I can't help but gloat.

I'm snug and dry in my gum boots,
It's Melbourne's classic four season day
You must come prepared for all weather,
and that's the final thing I'll say.

The Great Ocean Road

Sometimes there are perks to driving for work, particularly when you stumble across the Great Ocean Road