Kitty's Night Out in Town

Sadly, the "in" place to go is still exactly the same place I went to when I was 18.

The vibe: "It's so dark that I can't tell whether you are a guy or a girl." (Definitely more dangerous than the "beer goggle" effect.)
The booze: Jugs of green tea and whiskey - (not nearly as disgusting as it sounds - it was actually really nice as a matter of fact).
Line of the night: "WHAT?!?!! TWELVE DOLLARS FOR A STANDARD DRINK?!!!! WTF?!!!" (Comment from a friend who couldn't quite get over the price of drinks after spending a year in Chicago, where drinks are poured so strong that they may as well give you the whole bottle of spirits in a brown paper bag.)
The music: A Japanese dj spun tech house. According to a friend of a friend of a friend, they have a monthly dnb/breaks gig. She professed to be a big breaks fan but lost all credibility when she proclaimed dj Shadow to be her favourite breaks dj....
The Models looked like.....guys, and no guys tried to pick up the models because they were all significantly shorter than the models. (Ie: nobody was Tom Cruise.)
"What is that sound....?": Every so often, there was a "blizzard" on the dance floor - think open walk in freezer effect plus huge gale wind/fan shrieking (yes, shrieking) down upon everyone. The skinnier girls (ie: 50% of the population who are thinner than me) would have blown away if weren't for being weighed down by their shoes.