Thursday, August 21, 2008
Wednesday, August 20, 2008
Closetblonde Presents: "Mug me, I'm a Tourist in Florence"
The unofficial tourist's uniform comprises of:
1) A baseball cap worn, regardless of the weather, and regardless of whether the sun is shining or not.
2) Sneakers, preferably in white - (and when I say sneakers, I mean the running type, not the dress type). That or the wonderful brown sandals and white socks combo (which seems to be favoured by the Germans).3) Khakis or Chinos
4) Shapeless anoraks/wind breakers
Accessories include: "THIS-IS-WHERE-I-KEEP-ALL-MY-VALUABLES-INCLUDING-MY-CASH, PASSPORT-AND-CREDIT-CARDS" fanny/bum bag.
Backpacks.Maps used right in the middle of a busy street, in that "I am a tourist, I am lost, please mug me," moment.
Expensive cameras casually slung over the shoulder screaming, "MUG ME!!! MUG ME!!!"
Closetblonde Presents....the Is Series in Madrid
Madrid is....
Having your Spanish friend rock up to your guesthouse in his firefighter uniform (straight from work) to show you around M City. (All fantasies have now been fulfilled :p)
(Above: Piazza Mayor; Below - have no idea, have already forgotten...)
Taking photos of monuments and not being able to recall where or what they are.
Tapas hopping
(Above: Tapas @ Hemmingway's favourite Tapas bar;
Below: Pigs' ears)
Eating Churros at Valor (The Spanish version of the Chinita "yao ja gwai")
"Mmmmm......"