“I thought this was a whore house…”

….”and then realised it was a clothing store.” (Well, what do they expect if they have no sign apart from an ominous looking number on the door…..?) Welcome to Haji Lane where the local fashion industry has flourished in recent years. Local designer stores are naturally located in “too cool to be found” locations - reminiscent of Melbourne where fabulous drinking holes usually involves weaving in and out of a maze of alleyways and dumpsters.

My favourite store (Hoisty Toity) is the resident to three tom cats (ie: orange J) who peered out from beneath the clothes racks etc. (They had pastel green collars complete with little bells – tee hee hee…..)