My Jimmy Choos

Places so far worn to: None. (Unless you count the times standing in the bedroom.)
Number of times needed to be worn for the shoes to be worth $1 for each wear: erm, probably 1000 times give or take a few...... (and no, im not that stupid to pay that much for a pair of shoes!)
Normal etiquette while wearing such lady-like shoes: Expect to be kicked/pushed/wacked with handbag until you keep your clumsy feet away from my "precious" - which means a respectable one metre radius.


I'm beginning to think that I should ebay them instead.....