Riding the Short Bus Nominations

This post is in reference to my Short Bus t-shirt

http://closetblonde.blogspot.com/2007_06_01_archive.html

Nominee 1
The family who tried to train their naughty Rottweiler puppy with a star chart. As in, every time the puppy behaved, they awarded it with a star on a chart. They were really convinced that their technique would work, although the puppy hadn't received many stars. (They probably wanted to recycle the same resource for both their kid and the dog. I just hope the kid ends up accumulating more stars than the dog.)

Nominee 2
Granny turns to young boy (who is likely to go into a special school) and says,

"Oh, that's where your mummy and daddy met,"

Nominee 3
The mother teaching her little girl that a triangle was a square.

Downright Disturbing
Kiddie says to therapist, "My daddy has lots of credit cards with different people's names on them. He keeps them locked up in a box in the top cupboard."