My London Pad is a “Men are from Bars, Women are Complicated” Barometer

How to tell the difference between a guy and a girl….. You tell them you are sharing a house with 3 other girls and this is how they respond:

Females: “Three other girls?!?! How many bathrooms do you have?”

Males: “So if you came home and found your house mates drunk and making out with each other on the couch, would you join in or leave…?”

Harry Potter lives in a closet, and so do I……

(I can touch both sides of the wall if I sway from side to side.)